I cannot find a good deodorant.
What do I mean by good?
- prevents some (not necessarily all) sweat
- covers some stank
- does not get all crusty and disgusting on clothes (I am a big proponent for re-wearing stuff)
- does not make my armpits feel like they are coated with Elmer's Glue at the end of the day and make me scrub them ragged with the shower poof
I just bought some Dove unscented on Sunday and it does not pass the test for bulleted point 2. Good thing I have some body spray at school because dang, I smell like one of those boys I teach. Ok, not really . . . at least I hope not.
Also, I am wearing white pants after labor day. When does that start over? The weather is getting up to high 60s/70s during the day so even though it's still February, I say they're ok.
I need to be working on grad school apps but (of course) it's the last thing I want to do. Here's what I really want to say.
Tell us how you think a grad degree in (random liberal arts field) would help to advance your intellectual and career goals?
"I really think that a grad degree would allow me to get more poontang. Lol! Rolf! For real though: I think 100,000 dollars of student loans would really add to my understanding of the world on a more critical level. I also like to hang out with indecisive but ambitious drunks. The end. Gtg."